Free Funny Anniversary Verses What Is The First Race You Ever Attended?

What is the first race you ever attended? - free funny anniversary verses

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My first race was the race for the case of Charlotte 2004.Jimmie Johnson won the car on the 20th Anniversary of the platinum HMS beginning a series of four victories in five events (Charlotte, Martinsville, Atlanta, was that since ... well there!)